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DEFINITION: To return to the gym after a long layoff to discover that your muscles may be weak, but that your sweat is still strong.
Verboticisms
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Stairschlepper
Created by: kabloozie
Pronunciation: stare-shlep-per
Sentence: Workout? After a week of watching reruns and eating snickerdoodles I can barely manage a stairschlepper.
Etymology: stairstepper + schlepp (a yiddish word meaning 'to drag'
Machaintmo
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: mack-aint-mo
Sentence: With desperation in his eyes, Leo dragged one foot in front of the other on the slowly moving treadmill. That weights session had enervated him leaving the powerful yet tangy scent of body odour lingering in his nostrils. It was a growing realisation that he was machaintmo.
Etymology: machismo + aint
Calistenchics
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: cal/i/stench/ics
Sentence: Wow - these calistenchics are producing such huge muscles and such a strong manly scent - I'll soon be the pitpong champion of the gym.
Etymology: calisthenics + stench
Extink
Created by: radiogirl
Pronunciation: eks'tINk
Sentence: It turned out I had to take a very long bath after my extinking session.
Etymology: EXercise STINK extinct (of muscles ;)
Exerstenchal
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: ex-err-stench-ul
Sentence: after the session at the gym proved exerstenchal, he wondered if there was any meaning left in working out
Etymology: exercise, stench, existential
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COMMENTS:
Then he camuserated with his friends and said he had to sartre out his nietzsche for exerstenchal workouts. They advised him to never let his kierkegaard down. - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-26: 14:14:00
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Experspise
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: EHKS-pur-spize
Sentence: Alex's girlfriend wouldn't hug him, because the results of his experspise were visually evident from ten feet away--and aromatically evident from twenty.
Etymology: excerise + perspire
Smellyfatronic
Created by: dancerxoxox
Pronunciation: smelly/fat/ron/ic
Sentence: his body was in smellyfatronic mode.
Etymology: smelly - fat - ironic
Bobuilderdy
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: boh-bill-der-dee
Sentence: Stanley was glad that he stunk, he noticed that his bobuilderdy attracted attention from the ladies.
Etymology: b.o. (body odor)+ body + builder
Aeromacise
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: Air-oh-muh-size
Sentence: I tried to impress the ladies with my deltoid crunches, but only managed to aeromacise profusely until someone called the pest control company to check for rodents in the walls.
Etymology: Aerobics + aroma + exercise
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COMMENTS:
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-26: 14:22:00
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